I just added onto my list the blog that Jan and his brother J.D. are starting. And low and behold - look at the correct grammar of Jorgensens' Playbook. (In our list on the right.)
My whiteboard session totally worked! That was the exact principle I was trying to pound into his head.
J.D. - don't tell me if it was you that did that. I'm going to live in my happy world thinking that Jan knows the rules of plural possessives.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
A cure for any bad day...
The next time you're having a poopy day, just watch this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
..and then repeat after me, don't do drugs.
:) Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
..and then repeat after me, don't do drugs.
:) Enjoy!
Jilly Willy Nilly
I've been in love with all forms of "The Bachelor" ever since the first season when that one girl was like "FANTASY SUITE? NO WAY." And left on her high horse.
(ha ha. seriously this is my attitude? what is reality tv doing to me?)
Anyway, this season is no exception. I would just like to take a moment to update all of you on this season's cast:
Jillian wears ridiculously cute clothes but is a little boring and a lot canadian. (Oh, Hi Nikki! Ha ha ha. Canada is awesome and so are you.) Not that there is anything wrong with that, but sometimes when she says "aboot" I can't take her seriously anymore and I picture this guy:
Kiptyn is hot and must win. Did you see his stomach last week? It's flipping amazing. But he's got the nerdy-down-to-earth thing going on too. And Greg Nielsen details his car. That is awesome.
Wes is a jerk, but I kind of feel bad for the way they are spinning things. I don't really like the guy very much mainly because of that obnoxious song he sang the first two lines of over and over again. (Yet I still find myself singing it at random times...?) But I feel a little sympathy for him. He's probably watching it with his family right now (and girlfriend that he had the whole time) feeling like a total jack-A. At least he doesn't feel as dumb as...
Tanner - foot fetish dude. There's no way he actually loves feet that much. It is gross nasty. And, can I just say that Jillian does not have cute feet? Because of this guys obsession we have gotten way too many close-ups of them. And they are not a 9.5, I'll definitely tell you that much.
Jake reminds me of the millions of boys in Provo that take themselves too seriously and whine that they're not married because they are "too perfect." Puh-lease. You are a time-bomb waiting to go off. He is the kind of guy who smiles at the camera and then completely loses it at home because his wife didn't iron his shirt right. And talk about cheesey! The last episode he actually said "Jillian, I'm.... I'm crazy aboutcha." Oh gag.
Reid is hot, sometimes. I can't tell other times. They're acting like he's this big germ-o-phobe when all he is worried about is raw meat. I mean, flip, maybe we should all be a little more concerned. And Jillian is all laughing talking about how she doesn't wash her vegetables? I do not think that is a joking matter. What do they teach people in Canada? Dirt = not tasty.
Michael reminds me of Steph's boyfriend from freshman year. Aka hyper-active and a little obsessive. Ha ha. Love you steph.
I'm getting a little bored of writing about this, not gonna lie. Did I miss your favorite? If it's not Kiptyn, there's not a huge point is discussing him. Hands down, the best guy there. Except Ed! I really liked Ed. And Jillian giving him a hard time to go home and work was a little redonkulous. Seriously, Jillian? Give him a hard time for working and then go back to the pizza entrepreneur and break dance instructor you have to choose from.
Good luck with that.
(ha ha. seriously this is my attitude? what is reality tv doing to me?)
Anyway, this season is no exception. I would just like to take a moment to update all of you on this season's cast:
Jillian wears ridiculously cute clothes but is a little boring and a lot canadian. (Oh, Hi Nikki! Ha ha ha. Canada is awesome and so are you.) Not that there is anything wrong with that, but sometimes when she says "aboot" I can't take her seriously anymore and I picture this guy:
Kiptyn is hot and must win. Did you see his stomach last week? It's flipping amazing. But he's got the nerdy-down-to-earth thing going on too. And Greg Nielsen details his car. That is awesome.
Wes is a jerk, but I kind of feel bad for the way they are spinning things. I don't really like the guy very much mainly because of that obnoxious song he sang the first two lines of over and over again. (Yet I still find myself singing it at random times...?) But I feel a little sympathy for him. He's probably watching it with his family right now (and girlfriend that he had the whole time) feeling like a total jack-A. At least he doesn't feel as dumb as...
Tanner - foot fetish dude. There's no way he actually loves feet that much. It is gross nasty. And, can I just say that Jillian does not have cute feet? Because of this guys obsession we have gotten way too many close-ups of them. And they are not a 9.5, I'll definitely tell you that much.
Jake reminds me of the millions of boys in Provo that take themselves too seriously and whine that they're not married because they are "too perfect." Puh-lease. You are a time-bomb waiting to go off. He is the kind of guy who smiles at the camera and then completely loses it at home because his wife didn't iron his shirt right. And talk about cheesey! The last episode he actually said "Jillian, I'm.... I'm crazy aboutcha." Oh gag.
Reid is hot, sometimes. I can't tell other times. They're acting like he's this big germ-o-phobe when all he is worried about is raw meat. I mean, flip, maybe we should all be a little more concerned. And Jillian is all laughing talking about how she doesn't wash her vegetables? I do not think that is a joking matter. What do they teach people in Canada? Dirt = not tasty.
Michael reminds me of Steph's boyfriend from freshman year. Aka hyper-active and a little obsessive. Ha ha. Love you steph.
I'm getting a little bored of writing about this, not gonna lie. Did I miss your favorite? If it's not Kiptyn, there's not a huge point is discussing him. Hands down, the best guy there. Except Ed! I really liked Ed. And Jillian giving him a hard time to go home and work was a little redonkulous. Seriously, Jillian? Give him a hard time for working and then go back to the pizza entrepreneur and break dance instructor you have to choose from.
Good luck with that.