Tuesday, March 2, 2010


I have a certain niece named Bubba.

Bubba is a very nice baby who has some very nasty food allergies. As in, you name it, she's allergic to it. She's started to grow out of some of them...but the mental scarring they've caused remains. I present for your consideration, Exhibit A:

NOTE: Sweet Bubba munching on a cinnamon twist. Normal, right?

Exhibit B:

Note: Because she's never been allowed to dip vegetables, chicken nuggets, normal sauces (like, Ranch = allergic), she thinks it's a good idea to dip things into other 'sauces' (like, vegetables in ketchup -gag-, or cinnamon twists into her water). Mmm mm delicious.

Exhibit C:

Note: We've moved on to pizza now, and's sure tasty dipped in Sprite!

(for anyone who is saying to themselves that their kids/cousins/nieces/nephews dip their food into weird things, too, then congrats! Bubba and your kids can be strange together.)

Exhibit D:

Note: Sprite + Pizza = delicious.

Exhibit E:

Sweet Bubba, the least picky sauce-picker in the world.

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