Vomit.

I'm going to throw up.

Haha sorry for all of you out there with weak stomachs.

Soooo this morning I got pulled over on my way to work. RIGHT on the onramp (thank you, Mr. Policeman for picking the most embarassing spot EVER to pull someone over and leave all your blinky lights on for twenty minutes). I was driving carefully, so I had no idea why I'd gotten pulled over (which I hate more than KNOWINGLY breaking the law and getting caught!).

So Mr. Po-po asks me why my tags have been expired since last May. "Umm...I JUST re-registered this summer, sooo...the tags should be current." I showed him my registration. Sure enough, I'd registered! *BUT* some THIEF STOLE MY TAGS!!

Thanks a LOT, KLEPTOMANIAC, for embarassing me AND forcing me to SIT AT THE DMV for the REST OF MY LIFE to get NEW TAGS!!!! Lame.

BAD KARMA ON YOU INDEFINITELY.

That's the good part.

The bad part was when he handed me back my license, and pointed out that it EXPIRED yesterday. Lovely.

Oh Monday. How I love you.

P.S. Don't ever fly United if you might ever need to change your flight. $150 'service charge' fee??? What service, exactly, are you providing for that cash? Paying a data entry kid $8/hr to switch my NAME on your flight list?! Is it REALLY going to take him 18.75 HOURS TO ACCOMPLISH THAT TASK?!

Goodness.

I should've stayed in bed.